Termitewatch (6)

I know Christmas is a time for tall stories and fantasy, but things seem to have gone a little too far in that direction on the Termite Colony. The Egregious Forum’s censor-in-chief, Carl “Old Mother” Hibbard, announced today that “I close down my brain and this computer on Saturday and don’t return until Wednesday”.

 “I’m sure I had an intelligent comment in here somewhere…” (photo: alephbet.com)

Come on now, my friend – believing in men with long white beards flying around the world with reindeer, and dropping down chimneys to deliver presents, is one thing, but surely we cannot seriously be expected to believe that “Old Mother” has ever had his brain switched on?

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